“Teacher, this woman was caught in the very act of committing adultery. Now in the law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?” They said this to test Jesus, so that they could have some charge to bring against him. He bent down and began to write on the ground with his finger. But when they continued asking him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” With this the crowd fell silent and began to drop their stones. At the same time, however, a stone whirred past his head from behind, barely missing him. He turned around and said: “Mother?! Please! I’m trying to make a point here!”
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A young man and a priest are playing golf together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole my son?” The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards. The young man says, “I don’t know about you Father, but in my church when we pray, we keep our head down.” If you got a chuckle out of that, I guarantee you will enjoy plenty of laughs, fun, and fellowship at our KofC 16th Annual Golf Outing at Tamarack Golf Course on Saturday, August 29th. To sign up to golf, sponsor a hole, or donate a gift, email me for more information and a flyer to pass out to friends at george.m.flannery@gmail.com. Have a post for this category? Contact our webmaster! April 6th, 2009 | By Dan Parker | Category: "Front Page", 4th Degree, Biography, Church, Community, Council, Degree, Events, Family, Fund Raising, History, Humor, Inspiration, Insurance, Knight Watch, Ladies Auxiliary, Meeting, Member Topics, News Topics, Other Topics, Parade, Quotes, Resources, SSPP, STA, Service Topics, Testing, Uncategorized, Website, Youth |
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